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as usual, from dai gor again… very usefull info.. so take your hand phone and start to do it, my friends…

This is useful info! Pls pass on. 

Isn’t it true that we all carry our mobile
phones with hundreds of names/numbers stored in its memory but yet nobody, other than
ourselves, know which of these numbers belong to our near
and dear ones?

Let us for a
moment create a scenario wherein we are involved in an accident or had a heart attack and the people attending us get hold of our
mobile phone but don’t know
which number to call to inform our family members. 
Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact
person in case of an emergency? 

For this reason, we must have one or more
telephone numbers stored under the name ICE (In
case of Emergency) in our mobile phones. 

Recently, the concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is
simple, an important method of
contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by majority of the population, all you need to do is
store the number of a contact person or person who should be
contacted at during emergency
as "ICE" (meaning In Case of
Emergency). 

The idea was
thought up by a paramedic who found that when they went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with
patients, but they didn’t know which number to call. He
therefore thought that it would be a good idea if
there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. 

Following a disaster in London , the East
Anglican Ambulance Service has launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" Campaign. In
an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital
staff would then be able to quickly
contact your next of kin, by simply dialing the! Number stored as "ICE". 

Please
forward this. It won’t take too many "forwards" before every body will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved
one’s mind at rest. For more than one contact name simply
enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. 

A great
idea that will make a difference! Let’s spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our mobile phones today! Please forward
to your all nearest and dearest. 

this one is from ashley chew… ^,^  enjoy….
The madam opened the brothel door to see a rather dignified, well-dressed, good looking man in his late 40s or early 50s.
"Can I help you?" she asked.
"I want to see Natalie" the man replied.
"Sir, Natalie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would prefer someone else." said the madam.
"No. I must see Natalie" was the man’s reply.

Just then, Natalie appeared and announced to the man that she charged $1,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out ten one hundred dollar bills and gave them to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the same man appeared again, demanding to see Natalie. Natalie explained that no one had ever come back two nights in a row - too expensive - and there were no discounts. The price was still $1,000. Again the man pulled out the money, gave it to Natalie and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there again. Everyone was astounded that he had come for the third consecutive night, but he paid Natalie and they went upstairs. After their session, Natalie questioned the man. "No one has ever used me three nights in a row. Where are you from?" she asked.
The man replied, "South Carolina."
"Really" she said. "I also have family in South Carolina."
"I know", the man said. "Your father died and I am your sister’s attorney. She asked me to deliver your $3,000 inheritance."

The moral of the story is: Some things in life are certain, 1.Death 2.Taxes 3.Being screwed by a lawyer

this joke is from mark koh again ^,^ enjoy…

A priest dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket  and jeans.

Saint Peter addresses this cool guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?" The guy replies, "I’m Peter, retired American Airlines Pilot from  Dallas."
Saint Peter consults his list.
He smiles and says to the pilot,"Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom."
The pilot goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.

Next it’s the priest’s turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Father Bob, pastor of Saint Mary’s in Pasadena for the last 43 years."
Saint Peter consults his list.
He says to the priest, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."
"Just a minute," says the good father, "that man was a pilot and he  gets a silken robe and golden staff, and I get only cotton and wood. How can this be?"

"Up here, we go by results," says Saint Peter, "when you preached, people slept; when he flew, people prayed."

it’s been a while mark koh sent me this.. enjoy guys, hope u understand what it is… ^,^
said also don’t listen
listen also don’t understand
not understand also don’t ask
ask also don’t do
do also do wrong
wrong also don’t admit
admit also don’t correct
correct also not happy
not happy also don’t say
hmmm, so conclusion is ???